The Blonde Police Applicant

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.


The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview.


Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?" "Ummm... 4!" the blonde says.


Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: "What's the square root of 100?" "Ummm... 10!" the blonde says.


"Good!" the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history.


"OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?" "Ummm... I don't know," she admits.

"Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "


and come back later and tell me what you've figured out.


" He figures that's the last he'll see of her.


The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.


"Not only did I get the job," the blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"


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