Thursday, May 15, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monowheel
Designed by Ben Wilson the monowheel looks like IT from one Southpark episode only it’s more comfortable. The cycle was made for the XXIst Century Man exhibition at 21_21 Design Sight in Tokyo. This bike, I mean cycle looks really cool but I doubt it’s comfortable, your arms would go to sleep if you keep them up like that.
Missing Wife
A man calls into the police station and says,
"My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?
""A month.
""Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."
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"My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?
""A month.
""Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear."I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars.
There's just one condition..."Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear..........
"Clean... my... house."
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
Which Gender is Intelligent ??
A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent
An English professor wrote the words:" A woman without her man is nothing"on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is powerful!!
An English professor wrote the words:" A woman without her man is nothing"on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is powerful!!
Words Women Usually Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
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Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
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Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
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That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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ThanksThis is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
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Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
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Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
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That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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ThanksThis is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Advice ( Funny )
Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls: Do not play with street dogs, You may get rabies. And Do not play with smart boys, You may get babies... ;-)
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Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.Enjoy until u get statisfied.. Lovingly urs-----, "
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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?They are the ones who erase their notebooks When the teacher erases the blackboard !!
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Soni was about to give birth to a baby.Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
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